Yes, I'm bored...

I am perfect by nature!

I go where I please, I tread where mortals shun!

What is shame for you is natural for me!

I wallow in the darkness, only fools imitate!

I'm drenched in the vile slime of society, living without limits!

Every nook, cranny and grotto is my abode, there is no boundary!

Fear me and tremble!

(C) The Dapper Rat